I lived in China for 6 months.
I can beat you up with my super sweet Kung Fu skills.
I make some pretty tasty sweet and sour chicken.
I will beat you at ping pong.
I do not look like my light featured siblings.
But contrary to popular belief, I am not Asian.
I was not adopted, my mom did not get friendly with the milk man, and my genealogy traces all back to Europe.
Just thought I would clear that up. Sank you!!!
